Mobster Picks and Licks

A New York crime family captain who goes by the name “Big Nose” not only picked it in court, he then licked every finger. UGH, UGH and UGH. That’s the sort of client you pat on the shoulder and run away from when he holds out his hand to shake.

Witnesses say he spent a full ten minutes looking for nose nuggets while the judge instructed the jury. Maybe he was inspired by Gordon Brown’s public nose pick: